Tila Tequila: Still lying about her sex tape!
Alright, you’d figure by now most people would have caught on to the whole ‘people can’t randomly leak a sex tape online without a signed […]
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Tila Tequila legally declared a filthy whore!
First, let me start off by saying: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You stupid whore. Alright, now that I got that out of the way, let’s continue. Anyway, That […]
Everyone hates Jersey Shore’s Angelina!
No, not that Angelina. The D-List one on Jersey Shore with no talent. Yeah, that’s the bitch. Anyway, she of the incessant bitchiness and weird […]
Chelsea Handler is definitely-maybe banging 50 Cent(?!)
It’s official: Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent are now definitely banging because Chelsea said she wasn’t banging him. See how these things work? Anyway, despite […]
Don’t quit your day job, James Franco!
Alright, this is the one thing that’s always confused me about LGBT magazines: they all have this weird habit of putting straight people on their […]
Tim Gunn: It Gets Better!
Unless you’re one of those people who doesn’t understand how the Internet works and thinks that those magical flying machines are powered by witchcraft, you’ve […]
Gay men everywhere <3 Christina Hendricks!
Oh whatever, you all know it’s true: if you are a dude who likes other dudes, then chances are you also love Mad Men star […]
50 Cent and Chelsea Handler might be banging (?!)
Hello, random celebrity couple that makes no sense. Anyway, TMZ managed to snap some pictures of 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler together at a bar […]
Katherine Heigl smokes … electronically!
As some of you might remember, I used to write for a site called Litely Salted, where my contract stated that I had to mock […]
Jon Stewart just wants an apology!
Alright, so by now you’ve probably heard how Rick Sanchez, the hackiest hack to ever hack a hack on CNN, got shitcanned for going on […]
Jennifer Aniston is (still) an eligible woman!
Another day, another story about how Jennifer Aniston is still single. Seriously. Anyway, Jennifer topped a poll of the most eligible single women out there, […]
Please just set yourselves on fire already!
Because absolutely goddamn nothing happened today and making fun of these two assholes fills me with the sort of glee not known to man, Heidi […]