No, Taylor Momsen. Just no.
I know I don’t say this enough around here, but Taylor Momsen is probably a child prostitute. Don’t believe me? Take a look at this […]
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Lady Gaga: Queen of Twitter and now Google!
Because you cannot deny the internet power of 12-year-old girls and gay men everywhere, Lady Gaga has usurped Sarah Palin as the most searched woman […]
Kim Kardashian might be with child!
Oh goddammit, who allowed this woman to reproduce? Well, it had to happen eventually: Kim Kardashian is dropping hints that she might be pregnant, which […]
Oh whatever, LeAnn Rimes
Oh look, LeAnn Rimes is talking to Shape Magazine about how she cheated on her husband with a married man and before you ask, yes; […]
Karissa Shannon really wants you to see her screw!
Now that the Speidi sex tape has officially been classified as ‘fake’ and ‘impossible’, Karissa Shannon is doin’ it the old fashion way: by ‘accidentally’ […]
Ryan Reynolds. That is all.
Ryan Reynolds. … Alright fine, I guess I should write something, shouldn’t I? Okay then. Anyway, Ryan talked about how he got the amazing body […]
Taylor Momsen doesn’t make it work!
Have I ever told you how much I love Tim Gunn? I love him. Love love love love love him. Not just because he’s a […]
JLo’s getting $12 million to judge a karaoke contest
Oh glory be hallelujah, the long national nightmare has ended restarted: Jennifer Lopez has finalized her deal to be a judge on American Idol because… […]
Speidi is together, not dead; Rest of the world weeps
Because you can’t actually get a divorce if you’re marriage was actually just an elaborate sham for a crappy TV show you put together to […]
Wanna smell like Lady Gaga? Too bad!
Because it was only a matter of time before she had one, Lady Gaga is launching her own fragrance. It will reportedly smell like Grace […]
Chelsea Handler vs. Perez Hilton: It’s on!
Twitter wars – because they’re not just for twinks anymore! Anyway, Chelsea Handler and Perez Hilton were fighting on the least dignified form of social […]
That Tequila bitch is a ‘Ho Chi Minh whore’
It’s no secret that we’re not the biggest fans of That Tequila Bitch here at Popbytes. And by that I mean I regularly ask her […]