Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris’ wedding is back on
Remember Crystal Harris? She was that Playboy Playmate who backed out of her wedding to Hugh Hefner at the last minute, then spent every waking […]
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Crystal Harris keeps on digging for gold!
After seeing Holly Madison rake in money and attention by insuring her $2 boobs for $1 Million (truly a sound investment, if you’re trying to […]
Crystal Harris wants her own reality show!
Oh look, more whores being whorey! Yeah, apparently this is going to be the theme of the day. Anyway, months after she called off her […]
Crystal Harris: Hugh lasted two seconds!
Continuing in the long-standing tradition of gold diggers talking to the media in order to keep themselves from having to get a real job, Crystal […]
Crystal Harris “loves” Hugh Hefner!
Because apparently, marrying a famewhoring douchebag for the sake of a shitty reality show that got canceled makes someone an expert on romance, Heidi Montag […]
Hugh Hefner is also gonna be just fine!
While Crystal Harris surrounds herself with stupid blonde whores, Hugh Hefner‘s been off surrounding himself with stupid blonde whores, because now that I think about […]
Crystal Harris is gonna be just fine!
Now that her marriage to Hugh Hefner has been canned and the date has been passed, Crystal Harris decided to put that part of herself […]
Crystal Harris left Hugh Hefner over second thoughts?
Now that the dust has more or less settled and everyone has come down from the initial shock of another blonde gold-digging whore refusing to […]
Five Things Wrong: Crystal Harris’ new Playboy cover!
So in what is easily the worst timing ever, Crystal Harris‘ new Playboy magazine cover has leaked onto the Internet the day after she and […]
Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris’ wedding is off!
Shockingly, the engagement between the 85-year-old womanizing millionaire and the 25-year-old whore fell through yesterday, after it was revealed that Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris […]
Hugh Hefner thinks he’s 20!
So as we edge ever closer to Hugh Hefner‘s signing away his entire fortune to a 25-year-old gold-digger wedding to Crystal Harris, Hef decided to […]
You’re invited to Hugh Hefner’s pre-divorce!
Because there’s nothing more romantic than inviting people to witness the beginning of the sham wedding that will inevitably end in a messy divorce where […]