Farrah Abraham got rejected by Playboy. Twice.
If there’s one thing I know about the natural life-cycle of the MTV reality famewhore, it’s that near the end of its life cycle, it […]
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Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris’ wedding is back on
Remember Crystal Harris? She was that Playboy Playmate who backed out of her wedding to Hugh Hefner at the last minute, then spent every waking […]
Hugh Hefner’s son beat his Playmate girlfriend
Because the theme of this Valentine’s Day posts are apparently “domestic abuse”, here’s another story about how Hugh Hefner‘s son, Marston Hefner, beat his girlfriend, […]
Hugh Hefner: Playboy will turn Lindsay’s career around!
With Lindsay Lohan‘s new Playboy magazine issue selling through the roof (… or is it?), Hugh Hefner has decided to go on the record and […]
Crystal Harris keeps on digging for gold!
After seeing Holly Madison rake in money and attention by insuring her $2 boobs for $1 Million (truly a sound investment, if you’re trying to […]
Crystal Harris: Hugh lasted two seconds!
Continuing in the long-standing tradition of gold diggers talking to the media in order to keep themselves from having to get a real job, Crystal […]
Crystal Harris “loves” Hugh Hefner!
Because apparently, marrying a famewhoring douchebag for the sake of a shitty reality show that got canceled makes someone an expert on romance, Heidi Montag […]
Hugh Hefner has a new girlfriend, Shera Bechard!
And by girlfriend, I mean … oh screw it, you know what I mean. Anyway, about a week after getting dumped by Crystal Harris so […]
Hugh Hefner is also gonna be just fine!
While Crystal Harris surrounds herself with stupid blonde whores, Hugh Hefner‘s been off surrounding himself with stupid blonde whores, because now that I think about […]
Crystal Harris left Hugh Hefner over second thoughts?
Now that the dust has more or less settled and everyone has come down from the initial shock of another blonde gold-digging whore refusing to […]
Five Things Wrong: Crystal Harris’ new Playboy cover!
So in what is easily the worst timing ever, Crystal Harris‘ new Playboy magazine cover has leaked onto the Internet the day after she and […]
Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris’ wedding is off!
Shockingly, the engagement between the 85-year-old womanizing millionaire and the 25-year-old whore fell through yesterday, after it was revealed that Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris […]