Kourtney Kardashian is an actress now. Sure, why not?
Continuing the Kardashian’s long, storied history of acting (did anyone see Kim Kardashian in Disaster Movie? *MWAH!* Genius!) someone decided to give Kourtney Kardashian a […]
Famewhores
Someone call Whine-One-One, ’cause Mesh Shirt has a boo-boo
Now that the dust has settled on Michael Lohan‘s latest woman-beating rampage, Michael has just been released from the hospital and in true abusive, misogynistic […]
It’s the return of Michael Lohan: Vagina kicker!
You know how celebrity deaths always seem to happen in threes? Well apparently, same goes for stories about violent, woman-beating men (See: Brown, Chris and […]
Jersey Shore’s Angelina is a classy dame!
There are certain celebs I feel bad for mocking. You can tell who these are because you can literally see the gaping holes in the […]
Speidi has their own gossip site now!
You know that saying about how those who can’t do teach? Well apparently, reality TV stars who can’t do open shitty gossip sites (See: Tequila, […]
Snooki smacked a bitch!
Snooki, America’s favorite orange, whorish leprechaun, made her WWE debut last night, where like a laxative-laden brownie, the bitch messed some shit up and was […]
Sarah Palin is pissed about Julianne Moore!
Now that the news of the lovely and talented Julianne Moore is going to be playing sexy, brainless librarian Sarah Palin is starting to spread, […]
Tila Tequila looking to out-suck Kim Kardashian!
Good things never last forever, and apparently, shitty things don’t have a really long shelf life either because Kim Kardashian is about to be knocked […]
Snooki is getting in the wrestling ring?!
Just in case you didn’t quite realize that wrestling is pretty much completely fake at this point (except the injuries. That shit’s real), Nicole ‘Snooki’ […]
Holly Madison removed her tramp stamp!
It seems that Holly Madison is really ready to move on from Hugh Hefner and her Playboy life … she revealed in the latest issue […]
Michael Lohan? Bombshell McGee? Rebel Ink?
This is probably the most random thing I’ve ever seen … here’s the new cover of Rebel Ink magazine featuring Lindsay Lohan‘s dad Michael Lohan […]
Spencer wants to be Charlie’s publicist!
Guess back-alley handies don’t pay like they used to, huh? Anyway, because there was never a burning, sinking ship careening into destruction that Spencer Pratt […]