Speidi is together, not dead; Rest of the world weeps
Because you can’t actually get a divorce if you’re marriage was actually just an elaborate sham for a crappy TV show you put together to […]
Famewhores
That Tequila bitch is a ‘Ho Chi Minh whore’
It’s no secret that we’re not the biggest fans of That Tequila Bitch here at Popbytes. And by that I mean I regularly ask her […]
Even Costa Rica doesn’t want him …
Welcome to the morning after everyone! I’m still nursing a hangover, and pretty much all of today’s stories are from the MTV VMAs from last […]
Heaven help us all: Speidi is still together!
Good news for those of you who like morally bankrupt, reprehensible famewhores: Speidi might be getting back together! I mean, technically they were never broken […]
Khloe is gonna have to turn a lot of tricks!
Ladies and gentlemen, break out your tiniest violins: Khloé Kardashian lost her $850,000 engagement ring from Lamar Odom. You know; the one she got for […]
Speidi isn’t selling that sex tape anymore
Well, looks like after Vivid Video called them on their bluff, Heidi Montag and Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard have backed away from selling the sex tape that […]
Speidi’s sex tape isn’t real; The world isn’t ending!
Who fucking called it? Anyway, it looks like Vivid Video is calling Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard on is bluff by demanding he show a preview of the […]
Snooki’s boyfriend just got denied!
Hey, remember how Snooki‘s new famewhoring Guido boyfriend Jeff Miranda tried to propose to her on the cover of Trashy Hoes Quarterly so that he […]
Ah goddammit!!!
No. Fuck and no. To all of this. Karissa Shannon, one of the twins whose only claim to fame is banging a geriatric, has come […]
Heidi Montag wants her old boobies back!
Girls, let this be a lesson to you all: Heidi Montag is desperate to reclaim her position as the head of the slightly-ittier-bitty-tittie-committee, due to […]
Jenna Jameson to Heidi Montag: *BITCHSLAP!*
Because it’s not news when I say it multiple goddamn times, Jenna Jameson, the woman with the most famous vagina in the world, took to […]
Help control the dumb ass population; fix your idiots
Because of fucking course they have one, Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard is shopping around a sex tape featuring his inflata-wife, Heidi Montag and one of the twins […]