Lindsay Lohan’s hit and run. (Involving a baby!)
We honestly couldn’t make this shit up if we tried. Lindsay Lohan, fresh off her recent stay in jail and rehab, was driving in WeHo […]
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Yup, Paris Hilton is screwed!
Because of fucking course she does, Paris Hilton may be doing coke after all. If you’ll remember, she’s been trotting out lame excuse after lame […]
Khloe is gonna have to turn a lot of tricks!
Ladies and gentlemen, break out your tiniest violins: Khloé Kardashian lost her $850,000 engagement ring from Lamar Odom. You know; the one she got for […]
Speidi isn’t selling that sex tape anymore
Well, looks like after Vivid Video called them on their bluff, Heidi Montag and Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard have backed away from selling the sex tape that […]
Joan Rivers got snubbed!
Alright, so the latest batch of D-list losers (and Margaret Cho; Seriously how’d she get mixed in with those nobodies?!) has been announced for Dancing […]
Speidi’s sex tape isn’t real; The world isn’t ending!
Who fucking called it? Anyway, it looks like Vivid Video is calling Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard on is bluff by demanding he show a preview of the […]
Snooki’s boyfriend just got denied!
Hey, remember how Snooki‘s new famewhoring Guido boyfriend Jeff Miranda tried to propose to her on the cover of Trashy Hoes Quarterly so that he […]
Who wants to dance with these losers?
It’s official everyone: The cast for the new season of Dancing With The Washed-Up Has-Beens No One Cares About has been announced, and once again, […]
Jon (Hamm) and Kate Plus 8?
Not content to simply ruin the fantastic Emmy Awards opening (as well as her own children), Kate Gosselin is now hoping to parlay her invitation […]
How … ummm, romantic?
It’s only been about two weeks since they were first seen together, but it looks like Snooki‘s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, has already proposed … […]
Paris Hilton has the vapors!
Proving once and for all that Paris Hilton is literally a weapon of biological warfare, the queen of the celebutards was arrested for cocaine possession […]
The Emmys made it work!
Alright, confession time: I didn’t watch The Emmy Awards last night. Now, before any of you take that as an elitist little comment about being […]