Lindsay Lohan

So Lindsay Lohan was finally released from her house arrest earlier today, and I honestly hesitate to say she’s a free bitch because, let’s face […]

Because no one ever freaking learns anything from this crap, Lindsay Lohan is claiming that her failed alcohol test was brought on because she was […]

All right, I’ve been waiting on this ALL. FUCKING. AFTERNOON. So I’m going to make this snappy. Lindsay Lohan showed up to court looking not […]

Remember how I said that Lindsay Lohan didn’t have to take any drug or alcohol tests while she was under house arrest because the L.A. […]

Because Lindsay Lohan is clearly the Malcolm X of our time (Malcolm X was in the Parent Trap too, right?) Lindsay is getting her act […]

Hey, remember how Lindsay Lohan got a month-long vacation free from responsibility as a punishment for her misdemeanor? Well, it has officially become a literal […]

No, seriously you guys! Lindsay Lohan is super serious this time! She’s totally not drinking or anything! Also, cake is not delicious, the sky is […]

Good news! Lindsay Lohan got a restraining order against a dangerous, delusional man who keeps trying to shoehorn himself into her life! Bad news: It’s […]

So remember how Lindsay Lohan was swearing up and down that she’d never drink or beat up bitches ever again? Well, guess what she did […]

So Lindsay Lohan is out of jail, living it up in a fabulous beach house, is slowly rebuilding her career and is starting to put […]