Oh, Justin Bieber …
Bad idea: Justin Bieber is on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone. And they wonder why print media is dying. Worse idea: […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
Tila Tequila has a sex tape out? Noooooooo!
All right, you may want to sit down for this one, and make sure your monocle is safely stored so that it doesn’t fall into […]
Lady Gaga was incubating for three days?!
Fresh off her egg hatching at The Grammys, which I still believe was a killer reference to Gir from Invader Zim, Lady Gaga went on […]
Mini-Kardashian is getting pre-divorced!
Good news everyone! Well, actually, make that no one: Apparently, Scott Disick proposed to Kourtney Kardashian for the last episode of Kim and Kourtney Take […]
Madonna approves of Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’!
So in case you missed the entire day’s worth of Twitter feuding over whether or not Born This Way was a rip-off of Express Yourself […]
Channing Tatum and Jamie Bell are banging!
So apparently, Channing Tatum has a new movie out (The Eagle) or something that I didn’t really know about, mostly because movies that come out […]
Charlie Sheen is a gigantic dickwad!
I have good news and bad news. Well, specifically, I have good news for people who appreciate good television and bad news for the staff […]
Lindsay spent Valentine’s Day with Sam Ronson?
So yesterday was Anna Howard Shaw Day, or if you buy into that sort of bullshit, it was Shameless Capitalism Clumsily Disguised As Forced Displays […]
David LaChapelle is suing Rihanna! Of course.
So by now you’ve probably heard how Rihanna‘s music video for S&M is apparently a carbon copy of photographer David LaChapelle‘s work, so it probably […]
Andy Cohen vs. Stupid Trashy Whores!
So by now you heard about how Heidi Montag was all like “I’m gonna join the case of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!” and […]
Morality is not in Charlie Sheen’s contract!
How’s this for depressing: According to his contract, Charlie Sheen can inject cocaine into his lungs (that’s how drugs work, right?) and swim in a […]
The Dark Knight Rises is now Inception 2: Electric Boogaloo!
So Christopher Nolan‘s third Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises, is set to start filming just as soon as the internet stops masturbating furiously to […]