Dave Navarro and Tila Tequila? Really? Ugh.
So evidently, Dave Navarro no longer wants to live because apparently he’s now dating Tila Tequila. When asked why, Navarro started playing Jeff Buckley‘s Hallelujah, […]
Famewhores
Frankentits can’t even get on ‘Dancing With The Stars’
Because ABC has a strict “One useless famewhore per season of Dancing With The Stars season” policy (Hi Bristol!), Heidi Montag reportedly couldn’t even get […]
Those Two D-Bags From The Jersey Shore Broke-Up
Bad news, everyone. And by “everyone”, I mean “only the people who care about New Jersey Douchebags”. Anyway, it looks like Ronnie Magro and Sammi […]
Kids, do not listen to Tila Tequila!
Because Tila Tequila is nothing if not timely, she decided to create a video (which I’m not embedding for reasons I’m about to make perfectly […]
The Kardashians are being sued for $75 million. ROFLCOPTER.
Remember when they launched the (I apologize for this) Kardashian Kredit Kard and everyone found out that it was all a big scam? Well, after […]
JWoww Has Nude Pics? Keep Them.
So surprisingly, the girl with the big tits whose sole claim to fame involves her getting drunk and slutty has nude photos swimming around out […]
Kendra Wilkinson Talks About Hef’s Engagement
With Hef ready and willing to put himself through the most awkward and uncomfortable marriage of convenience since Anna Nicole Smith got hitched to a […]
Tila Still Wants Attention For Her “Wifey”
In honor of the one year anniversary of Casey Johnson‘s death, Tila Tequila decided to give an interview in which she talks about how much […]
Snooki Woke Up In A Garbage Can
Well this is appropriate: Snooki went on Ellen yesterday to promote her new book (I hate my life now. And to a lesser extent, yours) […]
Snooki Has Written The Great American Novel
Plucked fresh from the virgin mind of our golden lady, doth comes this most rapturous of reads: A Shore Thing, from the loquacious plume of […]
Snooki Falls Down, Does Not Go Boom
Well, it happened: MTV stayed true to their word and dropped Snooki to ring in the new year, and it was… boring. Really boring. MTV, […]
Joe Francis Got Divorced. LOL
It’s official! Joe Francis is getting a divorce after only one month of marriage! Sort of. Actually it turns out he was never really full-on […]