Here’s Lindsay Lohan with a bottle of tequila!
Thank God celebrities don’t have any sense of foresight. If they did, I’d have shit and all to write. Thankfully, most celebrities have no idea […]
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Yeah, about Lindsay’s community service …
Oh look, another story about Lindsay Lohan going to court today. Awesome. Anyway, Lindsay had to appear in court for what basically amounted to a […]
Lindsay Lohan is being sued … again!
It’s a day that ends in Y, which means that Lindsay Lohan is in legal trouble again because at this point, I’m pretty sure the […]
Lindsay Lohan is back to work!
So it looks like Lindsay Lohan‘s jobs (specifically, handjobs, blowjobs, rimjobs … you get the joke, let’s not run it into the ground) are paying […]
Lindsay should have been in ‘Black Swan’, according to herself!
So remember how Lindsay Lohan invited a reporter to follow her around, only to open up a Pandora’s box of drunken unwarranted self-importance? Well apparently, […]
Lindsay Lohan’s shoes were drunk!
Remember yesterday how pictures went around of Lindsay Lohan looking completely and totally shit-tay while stumbling out of a club where she presumably drank enough […]
Guess who got drunk last night?
I’ll give you a hint: LINDSAY LOHAN LINDSAY LOHAN LINDSAY LOHAN LINDSAY LOHAN LINDSAY LOHAN. Give up? IT WAS LINDSAY LOHAN. Literally hours after being […]
Lindsay Lohan is free!
So Lindsay Lohan was finally released from her house arrest earlier today, and I honestly hesitate to say she’s a free bitch because, let’s face […]
Lindsay Lohan is hitting the tea again!
Because no one ever freaking learns anything from this crap, Lindsay Lohan is claiming that her failed alcohol test was brought on because she was […]
Lindsay Lohan avoids jail time … again!
All right, I’ve been waiting on this ALL. FUCKING. AFTERNOON. So I’m going to make this snappy. Lindsay Lohan showed up to court looking not […]
Lindsay Lohan, you’ve done it again!
Remember how I said that Lindsay Lohan didn’t have to take any drug or alcohol tests while she was under house arrest because the L.A. […]
Lindsay Lohan is doin’ just fine!
Shockingly, it turns out having to spend a month in a beautiful beach house surrounded by family and friends is way better than jail. It […]